Usually getting banking errors is really annoying and ends up in hours of dealing with androids, followed by hours of dealing like folk acting like bots but for one man Chris Reynolds, he was momentarily the riches person internationally. A PayPal error left him with a little over $92 Quadrillion bucks. Just actually he had $92,233,720,368,547,800. Do you know what I would do with $92 quadrillion bucks?
With $92 quadrillion bucks I might scoff and throw cash in rich peoples faces. With $92 quadrillion dollars I might convert become called the George Washington Carver of $100 dollar bills. Change it into fuel, burn it for warmth, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you say it. With $92 quadrillion bucks I'd build everything I own out of money. My home, my vehicle, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion bucks I'd literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my money.
Reynold's, however was not a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling auto parts on eBay part-time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion dollar gaff he though was a debt. Rather than immediately crapping his pants and crying insolvency in the streets. He probably did what any other average human would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. Here is where a "long lost buddy" spotted that this was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he tried to log into his account to verify his friends claims, he noticed that he was left among the lowest ranking poor folks in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal straight after made contact with him and noted the huge mistake and stated that they'd donate a vague amount of money to a cause of Reynold's choice Rather than restoring his $140 that is. Yes you can donate that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Cash Back.
Reynold's said that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion dollars. He said that he would clear the US natural debt, maybe buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The paradox of this man's plans are beyond my understanding. Let's do a fast hypothetical analysis of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and clear the US national debt, which would be like spitting into the ocean for him. Just in that act alone he has committed one or two felonies like grand larceny, computer misuse, tried hacking, computer crime, let alone the fact it is online immediately makes all of his crimes Fed.. Just the charge of grand theft larceny would land him a projected 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off 1 or 2 cases online where roughly for swiping $1 million dollars they received around 3 and a half years in the slammer) That is just with one charge! They're going to be locking up his bloodline for all time. If the government let's him survive to see the rest of his wishes with his cash, it might all be in vein establishing the misconception in his unsophisticated views. Buying a sports team, cool idea. No flaws in that you are just about infinitely rich. You do it because you love the team. Investing cash in things Is this dude high There is not any investing when you have 126,547 times the amount of money that Bill Gates has. There's only buying. Next, if you thought folks coming out the wood work for lottery prize was bad, this dude would be off the charts. Folk get murdered for lottery prize everyday , the difference is this guy has the money to tell those robbery peasants to kick rocks. Let alone he could hire a nations army to personally protect him.
So in summation, Reynold's repays the US State Debt, buys his favorite sports team, squanders insignificant billions in flighty investments, learns a lesson about long lost friends attempting to make contact again after striking it big means they are gold digging, and ultimately gets tossed in the slammer by a thankful US, which should eventually purloin all his cash.
All that money is literally paid to have a jail built and named after you since you'll be living in one for the rest of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you'd be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your unceasing prison cell.
With $92 quadrillion bucks I might scoff and throw cash in rich peoples faces. With $92 quadrillion dollars I might convert become called the George Washington Carver of $100 dollar bills. Change it into fuel, burn it for warmth, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you say it. With $92 quadrillion bucks I'd build everything I own out of money. My home, my vehicle, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion bucks I'd literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my money.
Reynold's, however was not a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling auto parts on eBay part-time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion dollar gaff he though was a debt. Rather than immediately crapping his pants and crying insolvency in the streets. He probably did what any other average human would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. Here is where a "long lost buddy" spotted that this was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he tried to log into his account to verify his friends claims, he noticed that he was left among the lowest ranking poor folks in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal straight after made contact with him and noted the huge mistake and stated that they'd donate a vague amount of money to a cause of Reynold's choice Rather than restoring his $140 that is. Yes you can donate that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Cash Back.
Reynold's said that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion dollars. He said that he would clear the US natural debt, maybe buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The paradox of this man's plans are beyond my understanding. Let's do a fast hypothetical analysis of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and clear the US national debt, which would be like spitting into the ocean for him. Just in that act alone he has committed one or two felonies like grand larceny, computer misuse, tried hacking, computer crime, let alone the fact it is online immediately makes all of his crimes Fed.. Just the charge of grand theft larceny would land him a projected 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off 1 or 2 cases online where roughly for swiping $1 million dollars they received around 3 and a half years in the slammer) That is just with one charge! They're going to be locking up his bloodline for all time. If the government let's him survive to see the rest of his wishes with his cash, it might all be in vein establishing the misconception in his unsophisticated views. Buying a sports team, cool idea. No flaws in that you are just about infinitely rich. You do it because you love the team. Investing cash in things Is this dude high There is not any investing when you have 126,547 times the amount of money that Bill Gates has. There's only buying. Next, if you thought folks coming out the wood work for lottery prize was bad, this dude would be off the charts. Folk get murdered for lottery prize everyday , the difference is this guy has the money to tell those robbery peasants to kick rocks. Let alone he could hire a nations army to personally protect him.
So in summation, Reynold's repays the US State Debt, buys his favorite sports team, squanders insignificant billions in flighty investments, learns a lesson about long lost friends attempting to make contact again after striking it big means they are gold digging, and ultimately gets tossed in the slammer by a thankful US, which should eventually purloin all his cash.
All that money is literally paid to have a jail built and named after you since you'll be living in one for the rest of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you'd be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your unceasing prison cell.
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